Make America Guarantee Abortion - Funny Political Dad Cap
Cranberry / One size
$25.99
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This low-profile dad cap carries a sharp, satirical message that twists a well-known slogan into a bold political quip. Lightweight and unstructured, it drapes comfortably for daily wear and reads like a wink to anyone who appreciates pointed humor. Short walks, coffee runs, rallies, or late-night conversations — this cap settles into your rotation and signals where you stand without shouting. The precurved visor keeps sun out of your eyes while the muted, classic silhouette lets the embroidered slogan do the talking. It feels lived-in from the first wear and wears in with you as you move through neighborhoods, protests, and barroom debates.
Made from breathable cotton with neat stitching and a discreet branded sticker on the visor, the hat balances casual comfort with a sharp attitude. The adjustable hideaway strap and antique brass hardware let you dial in the fit. It’s a conversation starter for activists, politically minded friends, and anyone who likes their apparel to carry a pointed sense of humor during rallies, marches, or everyday urban life.
Product features
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel construction for a comfortable, broken-in feel
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and four rows of stitching
- 100% cotton shell (except Green Camo: 65% polyester/35% cotton) for breathability
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet for a secure fit
- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor; adult sizing (not for ages 0–3)
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
Make America Guarantee Abortion - Funny Political Dad Cap
$25.99
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Crown height, in | 3.12 |
| Diameter, in | 6.62 - 7.62 |
| Circumference, in | 20.87 - 24.80 |
| Visor length, in | 2.91 |
Made from breathable cotton with neat stitching and a discreet branded sticker on the visor, the hat balances casual comfort with a sharp attitude. The adjustable hideaway strap and antique brass hardware let you dial in the fit. It’s a conversation starter for activists, politically minded friends, and anyone who likes their apparel to carry a pointed sense of humor during rallies, marches, or everyday urban life.
Product features
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel construction for a comfortable, broken-in feel
- Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and four rows of stitching
- 100% cotton shell (except Green Camo: 65% polyester/35% cotton) for breathability
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet for a secure fit
- Sewn-in label and brand sticker on the visor; adult sizing (not for ages 0–3)
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
EU representative: VELVET REBELLION, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Yupoong 6245CM, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults. For adults. Not for use by ages 0-3, Blank product sourced from China
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.